If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put my dick in your ass

Anonymous

thank u

guy

I JuST SPit oUT mY WAater

GOODBYE

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

image

DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

(via moshi-moshi-senpai)

bcperfect:

perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

tinadayton:

I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 

(via guy)

  • first joined tumblr: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits
  • me now: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits
  • penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

    penis-hilton:

    I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

    (via jigglypuffleberry)

    kanyewestevil:

    WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

    (Source: kanyewesticle, via jigglypuffleberry)

    elovers:

People have some real issues

    elovers:

    People have some real issues

    (via night-to-day)

    yewglow:

    randomlittlespark:

    jesusinc:

    "nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

    Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

    nerd

    (via guy)

    unlawfully:

At the club like

    unlawfully:

    At the club like

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    exclusive-femme:

f-akeflowers:

r-efracted:

asyourlife:

 

i really love this photo because she has stretch marks and its the only post ive seen of a half naked girl with stretch marks. its real and i like it and she has a nice butt which makes me feel better about my stretch marks

i reablog this so much, but i can’t help it, it’s honestly my favorite picture in this website

Love

    exclusive-femme:

    f-akeflowers:

    r-efracted:

    asyourlife:

     

    i really love this photo because she has stretch marks and its the only post ive seen of a half naked girl with stretch marks. its real and i like it and she has a nice butt which makes me feel better about my stretch marks

    i reablog this so much, but i can’t help it, it’s honestly my favorite picture in this website

    Love

    (Source: lunaoki, via night-to-day)

    joan rivers has a family...

    Anonymous

    so do the palestinians she wished dead

    doujinshi:

    anthongie:

    matching icons for you and your friends

    thought y’all said Joan rivers is on life support who the fuck is this then

    (via paris666hilton)

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